Hi Skaters...
I've some great news for
you. First, the First Friday Skate in
And finally, I want to
share with you a letter I received from a reader this week, (Dear Abby - eat
your heart out!):
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Dear Diva,
I am a skater with a
terrible problem. My live-in girlfriend, Beth, left me after 12 years of
blissful cohabitation. I am all alone now and unable to find the remote
control to my TV, (Beth had used it last).
Here’s what happened.
We were getting ready for the First Friday Skate in South Beach when Beth asked if I thought her new shorts made her
look fat. Not being one to lie, I said … “NO, I don’t think the shorts
make you look fat. I think it’s all the pepperoni pizza you’ve been
scarfing down at Pizza Rustica that makes you look fat.” Well that’s when
she grabbed my Giro Atmos Helmet and tossed it out the window of our 16th
story condo. Alas, it landed in the path of an 18 wheeler and was pulverized
before my very eyes. That was 3 weeks ago … and there’s been no sign of Beth or
the remote control since. I now feel able to move on … and would like to
find another lady to share my life and hobbies with. I’ve been thinking
about putting a “Personal” ad in our local paper that reads something like
this:
Sweet Single Skater
seeks same in female - with a spare helmet. Must be able to operate manual TV
controls. Race, age, and looks are unimportant. Um … please send photo of
helmet.
What do you think?
Helmetless in
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Dear
Helmetless,
I feel
your pain, but … operating manual TV controls is asking a bit much!
Diva
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Later Skaters...
Diva of
Disinformation